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10-YEAR OLD GIRL KILLS BLACK BELT
by Universal Sea
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x Unread post xUniversal Sea   - at 7:30 pm on Saturday December 17 2005 x
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x Universal Sea 10-YEAR OLD GIRL KILLS BLACK BELT

Instructor dies of heart attack during his black belt evaluation of her. Girl, while in shock, might be ready to contemplate huge movie deal offers. (Read story...)
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x Unread post xjeffwith1f   - at 11:28 am on Sunday December 18 2005 x
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x jeffwith1f sounds to be more like:
"Breakfast Sausage Kills Black Belt"
which is perhaps even more sad.

man......just goes to show. train as much as you want. even little girls and breakfast foods will get you. One can't defend against everything in every situation.
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x Unread post xUniversal Sea   - at 5:33 pm on Sunday December 18 2005 x
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x Universal Sea even if you never do anything, you're still going to die.
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x Unread post xjeffwith1f   - at 6:48 pm on Tuesday December 20 2005 x
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x jeffwith1f As per the title of a Song from Saucer's Alef
(probably stolen from somewhere else...I forget where...)

"Living Healthy is Just the Slowest Way to Die"
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x Unread post xJess   - at 1:02 am on Thursday December 22 2005 x
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x Jess lollollollollol
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x Unread post xDodd   - at 4:07 pm on Friday January 27 2006 x
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x Dodd I should have a 10-year-old girl in class tomorrow.
Should I be worried?
Maybe I shoud eat a breakfast sausage as a ward against her?
....no, wait, that sounds more related to you publishing steamy romance novels.

I should be having the largest class I've ever taught out tomorrow.
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x Unread post xxjeffwith1f   - at 10:28 pm on Sunday January 29 2006 x
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x jeffwith1f no sausage
just apples
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